The Beginning

These are the tales of the Fabulous One. We, eing mere mortals, shall call her F.O., for a few reasons. The first of these reasons being that a very specific few may utter the title "Fabulous One," as well as the fact that "F.O." is easier to type.
Annnywaay, this is the beginning of the tales of F.O. Tremble mortals, for what you are about to read may burn your mind with it's fabulous-ness (is that a word?). Tremble.