Geoffrey The Unicorn

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a unicorn. And his name was Geoffrey.
Now Geoffrey had everything a spiritually correct person could want. A loving family, a warm home to return to when the day was over, and tots. But Geoffrey was not happy.
For what Geoffrey wanted more than his mother and father was to join........................................the ballet club. But each time he asked to oin, the ballet club members would say,
"No! We dislike you because you have hooves! And tots!" And sp Geoffrey would walk away, growing ever more depressed with each rejection.
One sleepy Tuesday, when Geoffrey had just finished his xylophone lessons, he had an idea! A plan actually, a plan that was sure to get him into the ballet club!
"Genious!" Geoffrey cackled maniacally, "Muwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
It was Thursday, the ballet club was practicing their pirouettes, when Geoffrey set his plan into action.
He sprang from his hiding place and, after taking out his wand, shouted,
"AVADA KEDAVRA!"
And then Geoffrey WAS the ballet club

~THE END~